Deep-fries ur balls

HEY BITCHES , SKANKS , AND OLD MEN WHO WORK AT BANKS!! IM BACKKKKKK AND BETTER THEN EVER!!!

Yoooooooooo you alive?

Love you Dew! Have a fun weekend

Im sorry to everyone and especially midolah, these past few days have been dreadful and I’d prefer to have a break, I’ll be back in a week atleast but I’m taking a mental health break 

My new nickname is long schlong, 

THE SONG “Encahnted” OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED, “I was enchanted to meet you… please don’t fall in love with someone else..” went on, for THREE HOURS, in my head last night. I hate that song so much now. I’m done with it.

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YALL I’m leaving for a bit and even leaving this message will leave me in trouble sorry I love you all I post when I get my phone back 

ur so pretty and you never switched up, this is why I love you send this to 10 people  or karma starts now. HAPPY BFF DAY in 60 min something will make you happy but gotta tell 10 siblings/bffs blood or not! Hope I get one back . Just copy and paste To Send this to the ten prettiest people you know:)if u don’t you will turn ugly in 1 year if you get 5 back then dang u r pretty

Balls