BALLSY

Explaining the "cookie" incident:
          
          Ok so my dad gave me these cookies (off brand fuckin oreos that were in cabinets for a bit) and I thought they were good, so I took them to school with me. Gave one to 2 of my friends. 
          
          They ate it and said it tasted like concrete lol, so we had an idea to give one to this kid as a prank. We'll call him Jer.
          
          My friend takes a cook and tries to give it to Jer, unfortunately one kid (nickname is honey bun) snatched it and put the whole thing in his mouth ☠️☠️
          
          Honeybun spit it out into ANOTHER kids lunch box, then proceeded to put ice in too and mix it up like a shake which got THAT kid grounded by his dad ☠️☠️
          
          Now nobody takes food from me and calls me cookie because of the incident ☠️☠️

Because of me, there is now something called the cookie incident at school Lmao

I'm about to scream on top of my lungs if my annoying little cousin has to come to this damn party, she doesn't stop talking or being loud.

No bitches? (Excluding me, I was your bitch once)

Just learned my nahnah worked for NASA one time at a space station, shes so goated wtf

Y'all I got new glasses, I can see every molecule but cant focus on one damn detail.
          
          
          I CAN SEE ANTS ON THE GROUND NOW

wazzap

WHY IS YOUR PFP THE ASH BABY?!?!? 

"You could glue an open jar to a man's face, and then blow torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face." 
          
          what a wise man

Omg where do find these pics at lmao