Yuri

I already know a few things about you; 
1. You are reading this 
2. You are human, dragon, alien, cat,  dog, or other
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 
4. You just attempted to do it 
6. You are laughing at yourself 
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too 
10. Now copy and paste
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"Bisexual-"
"psycho?"
"kitty /ᐠ_ ꞈ _ᐟ\ɴʏᴀ~"
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dunno 'bout you bit i don't really know
sitting here waitin' just like an old crow
all i do is wait here for my time to come
waitin' here for you and me to have some fun ;>
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┃┃╱╲ in
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Love and appreciate all the
LGBTQIAP+s
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I'm on a sugar crash, I ain't got no flippin' cash
Maybe I should take a bath, cut my flippin' brain in half
I'm not lonely, just a bit tired of this flippin' ship
Nothin' that I write can make me feel good
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