STRIKE

@StrikeTeam @TechTeam
            your both fucking dead

@TechTeam 
            "It's totally normal for bros to send their bro's mom a Christmas card every year."
            @rumlowsfragilemasculinity

@StrikeTeam 
            "I didn't know the prostitute in Tijuana was a guy. I was so drunk I imagined tits. I dont know how his dick ended up in there, I tripped and fell on it." #rumlowsfragilemasculinity

@StrikeTeam 
            Understood.

@HydraCommand
            We'll wait and see how this plays our before we contact Director Pierce.

@StrikeTeam 
             Our information says that the Black Widow was recently compromised by Red Room, she most likely has no memory of the Asset.