A girl with a big imagination... but sadly without any writing talent. 

Follow and read my wacky adventures here!



Loves Queen, Donald Duck, Harry Potter, Samurai Jack, Pokemon, comics, bad puns, old cartoons and ditto music. 



Among my favourite old bands and artists are Queen, the Beatles, ELO, the Kinks, Dire Straits, Toto, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, the Police, Styx and Thin Lizzy. I am also obsessed with the 80s for some reason.



I also like to draw stuff. Find me and my art on Instagram as @stonecold_hammer and on Deviantart as StoneCold-Hammer!
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1K READS ON 'EVERY QUEEN FANFICTION EVER' WHOOP WHOOPThank you so much!!! I love you guys! <3
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Let Us Cling Together by StoneCold-Hammer
Let Us Cling Together
1985. Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon of the band Queen are in Japan for a concert. On the day of the...
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De Vormverwisseling by StoneCold-Hammer
De Vormverwisseling
Als de Queen-leden op bezoek zijn bij hun goede vriend, de uitvinder Willie Wortel, vertrekt zich een groot o...
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Every Queen Fanfiction, Ever. by StoneCold-Hammer
Every Queen Fanfiction, Ever.
I believe 75% of the Queen fanfictions (or band fanfictions) are about hooking up band members with a) some M...
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