Rhianne

Let's get down (with the trumpets) to business. 
You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for screwing a bitch. And you say that I'm a bitch.
It's all about -Essex- ME!
Don't have sex, you'll get pregnant and die- or worse, expelled.

Okay? (Okay.) Let's get real now. 

Hey, I am Rhianne!
I always have ideas for book but I hate typing or writing them:-(
Sooo, I am here to read!

*BEEDO BEEDO*

There are those books that hit you right in the feels. Go find them, worship them, you'll never find better books.

I don't do all read requests but I will do most so go ahead,

SEND ME A GODDAMN FUCKING READ REQUEST!

My favorite comment by someone so far is
"Deeper than a prostitutes vagina, man"
Shoutout to whoever you are.

I am extremely British, you see, and, well, yes quite Bernard, sorry that was the butler with my crumpets and tea. Oh, I say, I just adore tea with my crumpets and a delightful scone with cream. *posh voice over* *umbridge voice*

hem hem 
I shall tell no lies
*kreacher voice*
filthy mud blood 
*ron voice*
*pulls out wand*
you want to repeat that? huh? huh? bloody 'ell mate, the house elves round here!
*me voice*
okay bye assbut
*so far in the closet I met Dean Winchester in Narnia*

recently, I can only read gay books an it's horrible because I can't go out in public without cringing at hetero make outs even though it doesn't disgust me and I'm not lesbian... I think. I mean, ruby rose is pretty hot but I wouldn't bang her, maybe just a bit... Or...
Never mind I'm bi ( like Dean )

Bubye then,

Rhianne out xx
(Not)

*you love me you love me you really really love me*

SUPERWHOLOCK REIGNS TRIUMPHANT 
GO TUMBLR GO #follow me #im slutpowersactivate #now

bye assbut be my valentine