St0nersabi

I feel like a toxic ex everytime i refresh ur page hoping for a new resident evil book please feed us

          I'm back onto my cluster update shit, trust guys, trust, I'll do it this time (literally, I've gotten five chapters for the slasher one done and dusted, next is Ensnared, then uh-oh AND THEN arcane before those are all posted at the same time so no waiting has to happen)
          
          I've been obsessing over so many things I dont even know what to write for, I've been eyeing down my old books in disgust quite honestly (Choke, Numbers in particular, I know I already have a remake book for that but honestly I don't like that either, so I THINK I might just start writing for re2, re4 skip on over to re6 then re7 then re8 but I'd have to play the games again and my PS4 is screaming for help (even when I play a low quality game) so it's either suffer the consequences of having to deal with the screaming of my PS4(it's like five years old) as I try to play all of the games or go in with memory, which I'm fairly confident on due to how many times I've played the games (I spent over a hundred for resident evil 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 plus some skins for re4, all combined like fuck am I only playing it once) this turned into a whole ass yapping fest<\3
          
          ANYWAYS 
          
          Arcane had no right making younger silco look so glorious, bro could've been a Victoria secrets model I'm not even joking, put bro in a thong and a frilly pink bra with gold lace and send him down the runway (to my bedroom) because MEOOWWWW???? Ik pink and gold would look good on that mf, convince me otherwise (I'm not gonna be convinced, I KNOW bro looks scrumptious) older silco rocks red and gold.
          
          Jayce in blue and silver? Viktor in purple and red? SIGN ME UP I know those mfs would kill it(Jayce would fall flat on his face trust)

Jayce Talis/giopara better get his fine lil ass here, I see those fancy ahh clothes, bro is NOT escaping this, Mel and Viktor be damned I'm jumping his wagon(bumbum) like a bouncing castle, I've seen what bro has to offer and I'm putting however much money I got on it‼️
          
          "I love s2 Jayce too!-" WRONG I'm talking and stalking about S1 with his pathetic, goody two shoes, fine ass.
          
          Don't even get me STARTED on Ekko or silco OR VANDER
          
          Ambessa tops everyone of them I love her so much, that twink on that one episode so damn lucky</3
          
          Anyways I might do two fanfics at once because I need arcane in my life, now gonna be updating both resident evil(slasher) and arcane(fantasy) on the multi-fandom X reader(it's not a slow burn, none of them are >:) (<imagine this a the devil emoji))
          
          
          Jayce Talis being saved from the cold by reader who drags him into a cave they were camping it, watching the snow fall with bored eyes as Jayce(whose covered in a multitude of layers) wakes up, shivering(somehow) eyes catching onto the readers figure and his heart just pounds right out of his ass, Bros fallen an' everything. He stays silent for the time being watching you closely and all he can think about is how the burning cold(a likely hypothermia symptom???) had suddenly disappeared and—whew, was it getting hot in here?
          
          
          Grugggh bro better watch it because I'm jumping his shit (viciously robbing him of his flared jeans)
          
          (No one can convince me that he doesn't wear flared jeans, the kind that hugs your ass but flares up below the knees, I know he loves that shit, he rocks it so well too)
          
          

HIIIIII sorry to bother you I wanted to ask I just started getting into dc comics but idk where to start could you help me??

@St0nersabi it's what I do best <3

Since people seem to be really into that slasher au just wanted to put my own headcanons out there
          
          Albert wesker as Hannibal lector BC let's be honest, Bros screams it. I keep thinking of a joke for it, y'know with the whole cannibal thing
          "I ate your mum out last night"
          "My mum died last night..?"
          "I know, I *ate* her out, get it"
          "Bro:("
          
          Immature Ik but it's funny to me <\3
          
          Chris Redfield as Brahms, no explanation needed, both hairy Mfs, I know for damn sure he's pathetic too 
          
          Jack krauser as Jason Voorhees seems sorta fitting, I just need Jack krauser I my life
          
          "Oh sabis gonna say Leon for ghostface I bet y-" WRONG, bro screams legion(re!V)(dead by daylight killer) or OR Norman bates(re2 Leon)
          
          Y'know who DOES deserve to be ghostface Ethan winters, he'd make a good Ghostface
          
          Billy Coen as Michael Myers‼️‼️
          
          Claire Redfield as Carrie(?) white 
          
          Ada Wong as huntress from dead by daylight 
          
          
          The book isn't gonna be like‼️‼️

I've got the starter for that multi-fandom book, just need to know if I shoulder make Resident evil(the SLASHER AU) first or Arcane(FANTASY BASED AU) for the first part, lmk because I've been stuck since this morning on which to write for first

My rant was getting to long, I gotta make a new one, I go early just like tapping about books that I'd probably never do even though I keep thinking of them
          
          DC mythology typa au, with God's and goddesses because because because 
          
          Sorta based around epic the musical‼️
          
          I say sorta cause it has snippets of similar things (one scene is gonna be pretty similar) DC character are their own god/goddess
          
          Pathetic human! Reader have a goddess/god wife/husband (I can't decide between Kate Kane, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent or Starfire) who the reader is extremely loyal to, like bro wouldn't give a fuck if another god or goddess tried getting with them, bro loves their partner to much(they haven't seen them in years) but mf has somehow had a bunch of other worldly brings trying jump their shit or something haven't thought it out like I have with the arcane one <\3 pathetic human! Reader just Tryna get back to their partner, make the reader a bimbo/himbo, like bro does not know what's going on, they're getting flirted with by like Michael (booster gold) and they're just oblivious to it
          
          Like
          "You shine brighter then any star... Heh"
          
          "Yo, that's such a nice line, I'll use that on my partner, you're such a good friend" or something (1,000,000- hit to his ego) 
          
          
          And virtual reality au for final fantasy, make it a game/loop au, each time reader dies they get sent to a different level, each part becomes more difficult, based off of different games irl, like bro does and ends up in aurder mystery game, of they die and suddenly they're in dbh (based on most games I've play myself or made up games) each character having their own roll, reader doesn't even care until it starts becoming creepy, characters seem robotic and animated at first until they become more realistic and infatuated with the reader. Reader goes insane slowly, major character death‼️‼️ 
          
          

Silco as the male version of a succubus (I forgot what they were called incubi or something?) in the multi fandom X reader
          
          Petty thief!reader that keeps stealing stuff from random creatures or people in general? Petty thief!reader that saves a man (Jayce) who becomes lovesick with reader ("saviour!" Bros pathetic with it too) petty thief!reader that thinks hand holding is "too sexual" but WILL cat call, wolf whistle, howl, bark,  meow, cartoon heart eye and try to sleep with Deity!Viktor, petty thief! reader posing like a sick Victorian Lady at the sight of Vampire!Mel (readers dramatic with the pose too) petty thief! Reader begging- HOWLING for a chance with Ambessa ("PLEEASSSEEE, PLEEASSSEEE!!!"<the reader probably) petty thief! Reader latching onto Ekko like their life depends on it for just. Tiny bit of help (Bros getting chased by an old lady with a wooden spoon, they NEED the help)
          
          Or
          
          Resident evil, slasher au where YOU have to guess the killer
          
          Worker!reader eyeing down customer! Albert wesker because 'why is a fancy, Rolex wear man in such a. Run down 7/11? Buying an expired tuna pack' worker!reader eating their lunch peacefully, unaware of manager!Billy eyeing you down from the security cameras that's in the staff break room, or neighbour!Claire coming over, knocking on your door constantly just to 'borrow some sugar' (bro goes through a lot apparently) or stranger!Ethan sat on one of the chairs in the laundry mat, pretending to read 'hottest dudes in bikinis' (he didn't even realised what he picked up, too busy keeping a close, wide, none blinking creepy eye on you as you turn the washing machine on, a sense of unease hammering down on your shoulders

I've got the whole thing in order for the new multi fandom book
          
          First were starting out with Arcane (fantasy based because I'm still obsessing over fantasy AU's someone put me in an asylum)
          
          Then resident evil we'll put it down as a stalker type shit, y'know, readers just a casual underpaid worker and yet still gets stalked heavily
          
          Then DC because Clark Kent still exist, I have yet to decide what au I want with that
          
          And then last is final fantasy, still don't know what au I want with this either, suggestions are greatly appreciated.
          
          I'm mainly focused on the first arc;ARCANE, I've been deciding what to make the characters and which characters I should have as platonic and romantic, all I know is Sevika, Jayce, Viktor, Mel, silco, Vander and ambessa are romantic heavy on Sevika she's soooooo, I saw here for the first time and giggle, had to pause, look at the non existent audience sigh and replay the show I NEED her
          
          Any request for any other characters from any of the fandoms listed above i.will gladly add 
          
          Silent hill 2 remake is like a last bonus type.of thing, perhaps?