Spikes_Husband

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The fuck you mean I gotta have plot with my porn?!
          	- gay boy currently writing smut

Spikes_Husband

If you asked me how many fictional mfs I simp for currently it'd be enough to fit into a small car
          
          If you asked me how many fictional mfs I have ever simped for it would be enough to fill an average sized room

Spikes_Husband

@Mkglanzreich You'd be able to fill a whole ass apartment building Mk
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Mkglanzreich

@Spikes_Husband -Me in the corner- cough cough
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Spikes_Husband

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Having crushes suck ass man smh, especially if they're part of your close friend group and are really fucking pretty and funny and sweet and the just the most amazing, bestest, most amazing and loveable man to ever walk the Earth

Spikes_Husband

What I'd give to just have some hot ass man take me out to dinner, maybe a movie or something instead, we kiss and maybe go get ice cream I get cookies n creme he gets whatever flavor he likes best. We then go over to his or my house and cuddle on the couch while watching horror movies

Mkglanzreich

Damn I agree
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