@SparkleTimeBitch
I'm not dead :')
Yaaay....
@SparkleTimeBitch OMG YAY IF U WERE DED OI WOULD BE MAD IM SUPPOSE TO BE DED BEFORE U UWU
I'M GETTING A BINDER!!!! I'm so happy right now!!!
I started a gay frog cult-
....
People have actually joined it-
Listen you lovely, depressing, tired little shits. I know pride month's over, but I don't give two fucks. Reply to this with your pronouns and sexuality. After you do that, go to your local store, go up to seven random people, and ask them if the support the homo or not. (Or you can do this next time you go to the store.) I want to hear how many people said they do.
-The stupid little shit named Liz/Eli.
So I'm just casually getting dressed after a shower, I go to put my slippers on and you wanna know what I find near them? TWO GIANT ASS SPIDERS JUST WAITING FOR ME!! THESE THINGS ARE THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING PALM!! These things are supposedly "common house spiders" where I am right now. I don't know who decided to call these things common house spiders, but I want to slap them.
:')
When you have younger siblings (And you've been banned from swearing):
"Where the frick frack patty wack is my ducking binder?!?!"
"Cheezits Christmas, just go the DUCK away, Emi."
"Well shiiii..... Shizzle."
Yes, I have been banned from swearing in my household. Don't ask why, it just happened.
-Elijah
So let me get this straight. It's okay for a deer to run into traffic, but when I want to do it, I need to go to a mental hell hospital.
HAPPY PRIDE MY LITTLE BITCHES!!
Love you! <3 (No homo)
-Eli
Jeez, I've been posting about me not getting sleep a lot lately-
Hallelujah for cheese sticks on bread sticks, best comfort food ever. It 5:00 AM and I haven't slept for a single minute, so now I'm on my kitchen floor eating a cheese stick on a garlic bread stick while drinking my third cup of coffee.
