My predictions for the end of humanity, the dolphin uprising. The dolphins are very smart creatures and once they realise how incompetent we humans are, they are going to kill us all. They have the means to do so. They can ram into you with enough strength to break your ribs and have sharp teeth to slash your body. We can't even shoot them because they're underwater and can dodge harpoons and torpedos. The military has trained them to be able to identify humans, search for underwater landmines and be able to hide from enemies and attack them if necessary. What if we just stay on land? Dolphins don't have legs. Yeah, but do you know what is underwater? Nuclear submarines. The dolphins will be the ones to starts World War Three and while the human race is dying, the dolphins will be laughing away in the depths of the ocean. Fear and worship the dolphins and you may be able to survive their inevitable uprising
