Ah....Welcome! I see you've stumbled upon my wall. I'm sure there's something here that will tickle your fancy. Laughs....cries...shivers....advice? You can find them over to the right. 


Some interesting things about me in no particular order:
Jello Wrestler
The Nerd who Married Mr. Popular
Army Wife
Mother of four
Has been asked for an autograph (She said I looked like a movie star, probably Steve Buscemi).
Old, as in probably old enough to be your mother
Constantly crippled by self-doubt
I love constructive feedback; it's the only way I can grow as a writer. I appreciate every read, vote, and comment that I receive.
I love my followers. I'm not the best at keeping in contact--I could easily be a hermit when I grow up--but I cherish each one of you. I don't do Follow-for-Follow. I honestly want to keep it real.

If you're still reading this, I'm impressed...but I really wish you'd check out my stories. Happy reading!
  • JoinedNovember 30, 2012



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