Jet The Killer

Why haven't I deactivated my account yet-

Friend: *grabs water*
          Friends mum: drink some water Kira here’s your favourite mug *hands me cup*
          Me: *looks at mug*
          Mug: I don’t like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
          HOW DOES SHE KNOW ME SO WELL xD
          

It's officially 3:46 and I'm still not tired I got up at 10 dafuq my body clock is so messed up xD

Happy pride week!

*unboxes new squishy squealing*
          Me: Dis is da best day of mah life T-T
          Squishy: *rolls under cabinet never to be seen again*
          Me: *recreates the opera but more cry-ie*

If there’s a dark before the dawn, I’m gonna need sunglasses.

When I find out I’ve left my slime OPEN on my bed for a week and it hasn’t stuck. That’s the BEST feeling EVERRRRRR!!!! ^-^

Suicide doesn’t take the pain away. It just passes it on to someone else. In this situation, me. Miss you lots. Wish I could’ve helped your pain. I didn’t realise it had got that bad.

There’s so much food under my cupboards I could make a meal 

Babababa BABABABA TAH DAHHH