Leah Clemens

(Edit: I wrote this bio when I was much younger, and wow I had so much energy. What happened?) 

Sooo some things about me...I'm far from being a writer. Like so far that there's actually an echo. 

BUT

I will share with you the nitty gritty of my flawless personality (hold on tight because it's 4 am and I've had my coffee)

Lists! I love lists
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- My favorite color is sparkles

- I have an unhealthy obsession with blueberries and bubblegum flavored lollipops

- Addicted to reading yet rarely ever pick up an actual published book

- I am of the female gender 

- Hair, I love hair. Short hair, long hair, fuzzy hair, spiky hair, straight hair, curly hair, SPHERICAL HAIR! If you got it, than more often than not I will touch it in a matter of seconds. I have no shame.

- If I like your book then I will vote on everysinglechapter. Log out. Log back in. And repeat.

- In conversations I will whip out every single movie quote in existence that pertains to the subject.

- Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America...

- I may or may not be the human incarnation of Dug from UP.

- I will most likely delete this list when there is less caffeine poisoning my system....which will probably be never. 

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◽️ Taken
✔️ Burdened with glorious purpose ♈️