It has been 83 years since I began my journey as a teen fiction author. In that time, I have accomplished many notable things, including publishing 2500 books, writing 90 screenplays and downing an entire keg of copper sulfate solution in 45 seconds.
I suppose this all began in my youth. I was around 7 years old when my father introduced me to the joys of capitalising on a majority group who would buy up whatever you spoon fed to them. 19 years later I wrote my first teen novel. It sold extremely well and as of then I couldn't stop. It's funny how some people like my next door neighbour Alice is addicted to Wheel of Fortune and abusing the squirrel that lives in a nearby tree and I am addicted to writing stupid novels with a copy pasted plot and making enough money to live off royalties for the rest of my life. LOL!
I am planning on dabbling in the erotica subgenre next, please mail me suggestions!
Stories by SlyLonelyBoys
The Summers of May
Grimace is having a total meltdown. His mother encourages him to travel to the countryside to recuperate and...
Chunky Cheese and the concrete of...
A heart-wrenching story about the effects of sugar consumption, urbanisation and rodent love.
Don't read if u...
Thomas the Tank Engine x Hitler
The world needs more shitty fanfiction, which is why, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a work of epic p...