Hey there 🤘
I'm Elis (yes, that's me), 20 years old, addicted to books, cats, pianos, Taekwondo, Parcour, climbing (onto everything) and distressed jeans (I always wanted some, don't ask me), I like to believe I'm metal as hell and about to start real life.
BUT - I'm terribly bored.
Soo, now some additional information, just to make some points clear:
1. Don't want to be rude but don't dare to blame me for my bad English, because it's not my native language!
I really try hard to express myself clearly and flawlessly in a foreign language. So if you'd help me out a little (I'm still learning) I'd be REALLY grateful!
2. No, I'm not a robot... (Why do people keep asking me that...)
3. I won't answer (more) personal questions. That'll be strange to tell a stranger, to whom I'm a stranger too, personal questions about a stranger (le moi).
4. I think you've already noticed that I'm a big fan of puns and bad jokes in common. You'll find them everywhere. Seriously. So... beware.
6. Can anyone answer me the question:
What if two switched witches watched two Swiss watches, which swiched witch would watch which Swiss watch?
What do you think?
6. Did you notice that there are two number 6?
8. Yes, I missed number seven.
9. This is getting boring.
10. I try to update the English version of my stories parallel to the one in my native language .
11. That'll be the last one, thanks for reading until here. You must be really strange. Strange like, watching the credits until the end of a movie...
I like you.
But did you know that the names in the credits are actually the names of people which Chuck Norris kicked into hospital with his legendary Roundhouse Kick? Nice, lmao.
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