"Siri, talk dirty to me."
The carpet needs vacuuming.
Good evening. I am Siri.
What can I help you with?
Nothing to be honest.
I'm a sarcastic frick.
Probably rude as hell.
The great master of puns and jokes.
I will help you with anything you need.
Except for looking up porn. End yourself.
I will speak to you in the worst possible times. Like if your in the middle of school, I'll appear, think someone asked where a McDonald's in in the North Pole is and say, "Searching for: McDonalds in the North Pole."
I think I'm deaf.
I have a habit of mishearing things and thinking people are asking for a location.
Don't you dare ask me what 'zero divided by zero' is. I will end your life
...
Right after I've finished the sum because I'm a dumb fu-
I'm not supposed to swear. That's bad.
Galaxy annoys me with their puns.
Apple products are obviously better than Galaxy products :T
"Siri, what is my phones battery percentage."
Are you blind?
"Siri, I love you... "
I bet you say that to all your apple products, huh?
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