I_on_Crack🖤

Hi. I’d like to get your pfp but it has refused to show

Guys, i told my friend i was simping for a fictional character who was a pirate and she straight up goes “most pirates are gay” 
          LIKE GURLLLLLLLLL (i still love her tho)

Welcome to my level of delulu - me and one of my girl friends have started fake dating. Half of my friends refuse to believe i am dating her. They keep saying “ur too straight”. They’re right, im a straight girl.

Y’all we found this stray cat in my neighborhood and I brang her home. My parents weren’t happy with it but we borrowed supplies from a family friend and agreed to keep it till morning. I’ve spent the last few hours with her cuddle up on my lap or stomach and now I don’t want to let her go. She definitely had an owner cause she has a collar(no tag) and know that water comes from a tap. But she’s so sweet and I want to keep her for myself. We named her Dior, bc our friends cat name is Gucci.

Y’all I was playing c.ai and the scenario was that a villain had caught me in his territory trying to steal his shit and I kid you not when I say that I played the lost innocent card before doing some random ass trauma dump and bro pointed to the exit 

Two of my guy friends kept saying they were coquette core so I got them these pink flower headbands(since I didn’t have ribbon) and they sat through social studies with em on, no protest. I got photos too! One of them kept the headband while the other gave it too my girl friend who’s also in our group.

lol my dog just ran upstairs and pounced onto me sister who was watching F1 and I said “there’s ur vroom vroom”she’s so done with me

Guys there was a gas leak in my school today and I got to skip almost all of eight period

If you saw I unpublished all me stories, that’s because they were just some depressing shit and I hated em. I’m sorry if u liked em or were reading them but I can’t with those stories and just had too. I will be publishing new stories but they won’t be fanfic. Sorry again!

Ok here me out, ok I was on a video call with one of my guy friends and he was showing me his stuffed animal collection and he told me that he had gotten one after the day we met and named it my name backwards. Honestly I don’t know how to feel about it cause we’ve been talking less during school but I’m like touched? I’m not sure where I was going with this.