Hello, I'm Silva - a professional procrastinator, amateur pizza eater, and expert at pretending to adult (mostly because I haven't figured out what 'adulting' means yet). Hehe When I'm not binge-watching my favorite shows or eating an entire pizza by myself (no judgments, please, my cardiologist is already judging me enough), I'm probably writing about my feelings, trying to avoid actual work, or wondering what the point of it all is while staring blankly into the void.

My life is a beautiful mess of cat videos, Netflix marathons, existential crises, late-night thoughts about the meaninglessness of existence, solo dance parties to cope with the emptiness, and occasional breakdowns into tears for no apparent reason. But hey, at least I'm consistent, right? I'm a firm believer in the power of caffeine, memes, sarcasm, melancholic playlists, questionable life choices, and awkwardly timed dad jokes to get me through the tough times.

If you're looking for someone to commiserate with...  or just want to hear some ramblings about my latest existential crisis, impending doom, the futility of human connection, or why I'll probably never find true love (or a decent Wi-Fi connection), I'm your person. Let's grab a virtual cup of coffee (or three) and wallow in our collective misery together, while questioning the very fabric of reality, laughing at the absurdity of it all, and contemplating the meaning of life (or at least the meaning of the next episode). Inoue Namida  AKA **Silva Bird**