Look, I didn't ask to be a Desi. It's scary. It's dangerous. Most of the time, it gets you killed by Indian aunties/grandmas over-feeding you, ghost pepper-level spices in your samosa, or Indian dads blasting Bham Bham Bole in the car. If you're an innocent dude reading this because you like my books, then great. Read on. But if you recognize yourself on this bio, stop reading immediately - and post this to your pfp to spread the word. Once you find out, it's only a matter of time before the aunties find you too. 

Hi. My name is Sri Santayani Patel. But NEVER call me that unless you want to get launched into the air in a flaming onager.  - it's Shreya Patel (she/her). You may also call me Lord Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether. 

You might know me from my old user, @TheNumberOneDesiGirl. 

I LOVE Shah Ruh Khan and Allu Arjun (THEY'RE MINE BACK OFF), watching T/Bollywood movies, Shreya Goshal songs, coffee, chai, the color green, doggos, CHOCOLATE, paneer, and samosas. 
I HATE spiders (arachnophobe), bees (one stung me in the eyeball once), anyone who says T/Bollywood is bad (I WILL COME FOR YOU), the color orange (no hate tho), and getting a full nights sleep

My main fandoms:
- Riordanverse
- Hp
- TDPMoA
- ATLA
- HTTYD
- THG
- LOTR
- WoF
- PotC

I am a(n):
- Hypnos kid
- Hufflepuff (my Patronus is a doggo)
- Elf
- Dragon-Rider
- District 7
- Earthbender
- RainWing
ALSO
- insomniac
- reader
- writer 
- Desi 
- Jack Sparrow SIMP

WARNING: I DO allow cussing in my message board - and I swear a lot on other people's message boards if I see that they cuss, too. I, however, do NOT tolerate swearing on my book - solely for the reason that these books are meant for young adults, and some people in those age groups may not be comfortable with it. 

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