Stressed™️

Can someone tell me how to start a story pls like
          
          I need help

I'm a poopy face.

Hey all you BNHA fans-
          
          Do you think Kirishima is secretly a vampire whose genes got messed up so instead of 2 fangs he has all his teeth as fangs and when he bites before it looks like a bear trap snapped on their neck 
          
          Everyone would know it was him too like 
          
          “Officer, look! The victim has the markings!”
          “....Kiri’s at it again.”

pleaSE UPDATE I AM V EXCITE

Okay I have to stop writing because of one of the things Felix said I literally have tears in my eyes can I please have a Felix in my life omg 

Just saying I finally finished the chapter I posted and instantly started on the one after because I’m so excited-

So at school we have a resource officer that goes down the halls. Today was the second day of his job and he’s already amazing in my opinion. 
          
          Dust Pan: We have no emotions.
          Officer: *walking by and hears* Why would you need those?
          
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          *the halls are very crowded* Officer: you guys need wider hallways we’re like sardines in here 

Omg i haven’t posted a chapter since last year

Okay for the past 2 chapters I’ve had to do research and i have to do a bit for the next one and i didn’t realize how bORING RESEARCH WAS 

MY DAD ASKED WHAT I WAS SMILING ABOUT WHILE I WAS ON PINTEREST AND I QUICKLY FOUND A FUNNY PHOTO BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT HIM TO SEE ME SMILING ABOUT DAN AND PHIL