yo i'm korey. 
someone on facebook called me a pale emo fag boy and that's been the only way i describe myself since.
i've been called a satanist stoner before and it's actually pretty accurate
i'm a mermaid but not in a creepy otherkin kinda thing
this is all comedy. i hate myself and i show it through shitty stories, self-destructive behavior, and black humor.

-pls respect each other in comments!!-

follow me on twitter @simkorey

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! -Mr Garrison, South Park
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  • JoinedJanuary 26, 2015




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Oh yeahhhh ~ Kool-Aid Man x Reader by SharkSnuggles
Oh yeahhhh ~ Kool-Aid Man x Reader
You were an actress. A barely known actress. You'd been in a few commercials. You'd always wanted to be an ac...
A Cucumber's Tomato (Veggie Tales Larry x Bob) by SharkSnuggles
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Larry and Bob run a children's show. What if they're more than just costars? Maybe boyfriends? I hate mys...
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