SerenityRWilliams

What can I say about me? I'm not that interesting. That's a lie, even I find myself pretty damn interesting, especially considering the fact that I used Febreeze as perfume today. Long story. Still, I haven't got much to say just improvising. So I guess I'll interview myself.

What do you like to do in your spare time? Nothing. If I'm feeling motivated, I'll write/read, I guess. Sometimes I check on the dead people in my basement too, just to see if they're comfortable. 

Are you in love? I dunno. Maybe. But I usually end up hating the people I love because they always seem to love me more and I end up feeling guilty or bored thus blooming into wonderful resentment. I don't love people that don't love me back anymore though. I mainly just have people I like, but if they suddenly got hit by a bus Regina George style, I probably wouldn't bother attending the funeral. Unless there was free food of course.

Who's your lesbian crush? Lana Del Rey, definitely. I adore her. I'd marry her if I could. But then again, the fact that she's a drug addict and an ex-prostitute, may pose a problem in our relationship.

Are you a nice person? Ask any of my friends that and they'd say yes. I'm not the kind of girl that goes out of my way to be a bitch. But I'm also not very nice, not genuinely anyway. I don't like people very much, I don't trust them. But I'm not all high and mighty either, I can be trusted as far as a munchkin from The Wizard of Oz can throw me. But I'm loyal to those who deserve it. Admittedly, that's only a handful of people I know.

Are you socially awkward? Nope. I make friends pretty easily. I make people laugh and tell stories and all that stuff. But friends are like breezes. They come and go remarkably easily. Sometimes I lose interest and just stop talking to them. Sometimes they do. I never really miss them, I make new friends and move on.

Favorite quote? When he tells me I'm perfect, I laugh. How evil is that?

What do you want to be? Free