Aldoffaherdia

Warning: Sarcasm levels at 99%
"Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? Nah, but I got a few scratches crawling up from hell"
-me
Sarcasm isn't rude, it's my allergic reaction to your idiocy
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"
"No, because if I didn't have sarcasm then I'd have to call you an idiot, and I was raised better than that"
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Corgis r my life. (K)

Welcome to the sarcasm zone. 
Take note of the dangers that come with it ie. snappy sarcastic heroines and witty dazzling swoon-worthy yet idiotic males. 
Haha-bear with us

This is just the profile of two little sarcastic cubes flying-more like crashing through life which love to read and write
please no self-advertising here
This Profile belongs to two procrastinating girls who probably shouldn't spend as much time writing as they do. 


US:
LOVE snappy and witty comebacks if you know any feel free to tell us. Just don't spam. Please

M-I'm definitely not a morning person. I may procrastinate way too much, and be too sarcastic all the time, but most of the time I'm reading, writing, drawing, or trying to wrangle my idiotic co-collaborator.

K-Oh yeah, I'm also a super awesome butt-kicking crime fighting awesome person, pain in the butt, chef, and super cool savage. So yeah. 

Take in mind, we are in school so updates.....
Yea, we'll leave that there

If you don't like our books, or characters and want to splatter rude comments everywhere then-
THERE'S THE DOOR

We-Well M, not so much K, loves constructive criticism! It is welcome and encouraged, just don't be like K who goes through books and marks every single spelling and grammar mistake. 
WHAT, YOU MAKE A LOT M!!!!!

Interesting fact: I am the most unathletic and uncoordinated person in the world. (M)
She is, I am a super awesome totally coordinated athletic person. (K)

sorry peeps, nothing more important than reading, not even writing (M)
That's not true. (the better 1
Is so(M)