Sarcasm'sDevil

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅs ᴛʜɪs ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴛɪᴄ, ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs!! ᴄᴏɴɢᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs??

S̥o̥m̥e̥ t̥h̥i̥n̥g̥s̥ y̥o̥u̥ m̥i̥g̥h̥t̥ l̥i̥k̥e̥ t̥o̥ k̥n̥o̥w̥ ḁb̥o̥u̥t̥ m̥e̥ :
~ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ 17 ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ, sᴛᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴀʟɪsᴛ.
~ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ.
~ᴍʏ ᴋɪɴᴅʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ.
~ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ sᴘᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ sᴇɴsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴅᴏ ʙɪʀᴅ.
~ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ sᴀʀᴄᴀsᴛɪᴄ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀʏ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ғᴏʀ ʟᴏɴɢ.
~ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ.
~ɪ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ. ɪ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʟɪғᴇ.
~ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴄᴇ-ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜᴍᴍʏ ʙᴇᴀʀs.

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