Sammi

Ah I guess I should update this...
Well I'm writing a little again. I started a fanfic here and probably another one soon. Im on facebook more sooo...i dunno. Say hi? Uhhhh... Nothing left to say... How are you? Oh me? Oh I'm good. 
Sooooo... For my fanfic Keep Dreaming, I am writing a chapter almost every day, but posting them every so often. And forgive my autocorrect, for he is a man. Nuff said? Kay good. BAII!!

To keep a healthy level of sanity.. 

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. 
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation. 
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go". A lot.
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!" 
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.