Sam_le_fou

New day, new chapter of "The Bad Boys Soft Boys Lonely Hearts Club" is up! 
          	
          	In which a bad boy eats a Pb and Mayonnaise sandwich, which is actually a thing, and a peace is made. Go check it out!
          	https://www.wattpad.com/story/235073018

Sam_le_fou

That's right! Your eyes aren't deceiving you! New chapter of "The Bad Boy's Soft Boy's Lonely Hearts Club" is up after the one week hiatus! My mouth feels better, so time to get back into the fray! 
          
          Ayden tries to implement a new plan to get away from Brayden and Hayden, but it backfires. Tragically. 
          
          "The Furry Fiasco" is up! Go check it out!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/235073018

Iskipp_U

Tada!
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Sam_le_fou

@Iskipp_U you have piqued my curiosity 
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Iskipp_U

Haha
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Sam_le_fou

*kicks door. A diverse community says hola!* HEY KIDS WANNA CELEBRATE DIVERSITY??
          
          In this episode of "Creepy Uncle Sam's Fiesta Emporium and Serenatas Rental Place"(name pending) we are officially in "Hispanic heritage month!" 
          
          Yes, and entire month dedicated to the celebration, awareness, and awesomeness of Latinx/Hispanic people, like me! A Venezuelan! Which is in Latin America. And what better way to celebrate this awesome month than to read awesome stories by Latinx/Hispanic writers! So, without further ado, I present to you: a reading list! A handful of awesome stories made by hispanic/latinx writers, from all around America and beyond, from the coast of Patagonia to the shores of Barcelona, celebrating the diversity of our culture! Do take a gander, follow some awesome writers, and learn a bit about us! 
          
          https://my.w.tt/g7lnIwLlO9
          
          Many other things will come soon, but this is just a sneak peak of what this month has to offer! Go check it out!
          
          And remember: stay frosty!

NodaOrtiz

@Sam_le_fou  your friendly neighbor dash second hand shameless dudette ( ̄ε # ̄) 
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Sam_le_fou

@NodaOrtiz Ah, Uruguay. Argentina's funny hat
            
            @greggerguy I could only wish!
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NodaOrtiz

Latinx here! Uruguayan and proud. Let's celebrate!!!@Sam_le_fou
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keaton_25

I just started reading "playing with matches" and boy is it good. I was a little sceptical coz that was not the genre I usually gravitate towards but I'd read anything if you wrote it.
          
          You're style is amazing man 

Sam_le_fou

@keaton_25 I raise my glass to you! And I hope you find it at least entertaining!
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Sam_le_fou

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Hey peeps! Creepy Uncle Sam here!
          
          As you might've realized, no updates this week.  I'm currently undergoing a few mouth procedures that is making it very hard for me to write without being in an inordinate amount of pressure and discomfort. Hopefully, I can start pumping new chapters next week. For now, why don't you take a plunge into "The Bad Boys Soft Boys Lonely Hearts Club" and read a few chapters? Its fun, I swear! And dumb. Mostly dumb. 
          
          Also, there might be some big news in the horizon. Very big news. So stay tuned for that! 
          
          And remember: stay safe. I love you. Your comments have my my hard days more bearable. 
          
          -Creepy Uncle Sam

Potato190505

good luck sam <3
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greggerguy

@Sam_le_fou Wattpad is noticeably less creepy in your absence. Get well soon-ish.
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Sam_le_fou

@MaskedParkers @NodaOrtiz @Potato190505 @greggerguy @keaton_25 
            
            Thank you very much for your good wishes and nice words! They mean the world to me! As I lay here, existing in pain and bloatedness
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Sam_le_fou

New day, new chapter of "The Bad Boys Soft Boys Lonely Hearts Club" is up! 
          
          Ayden is sick of always having plot in the way, but with Brayden now in the mix, things suddenly get more dangerous. Go check it out!
          
          https://my.w.tt/7knB7RI7v9

Jentrbl1

Uncle Sam its my birthday today! Can you please make a special reciepe for me???? Please!!♡♡♡ If so I would like a special birthday dish. 
          
          Thanks. ♡♡♡ much love, hugs, cake and ice cream. 

Jentrbl1

@Sam_le_fou THAK YOU SO MUCH!!!!uncle sam!!
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Iskipp_U

Sounds like an interesting recipe. I should try it sometime. 
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Sam_le_fou

@Jentrbl1 hmmmm, how about a special savory cannolo?
            
            Get a green plantain, and make a strip lengthwise. Get an ice-cold water, grab the strip, twist it like a flute, hold it together with toothpicks, and put it in the ice water to let it hold the shape. 
            
            Meanwhile, put some shredded chicken, cheese, mayo, a spoonful of flavorless gelatin, and blend it together. You will get a paste. Season with salt and pepper. 
            
            Now, take the plantain twist and deep fry it until crisp, fill it with the chicken thing, and voila!
            
            Also, happy birthday! 
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Sam_le_fou

There is a fine line between being evil and being good. There is a finer line in that line of people who do evil for good things, and people who do good for evil things. In the middle of that line, there is a strip. That's the stupid people strip, and Ayden is about to find out where Brayden is standing in this new episode of "The Bad Boys Soft Boys Lonely Hearts Club!"
          
          Go check it out!

Iskipp_U

C U on Twitter. Tootles 
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Iskipp_U

You're version was the polite version to tell me Not today, Satan! I ain't writing no Superhero crap! 
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Potato190505

H I

Potato190505

.............a valid point, actually. but hey, i could get hit by a meteor right now so really, does it matter? nah mate it’ll be f i n e 
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Potato190505

@Sam_le_fou that sounds painful but hopefully it will be worth it. i’m doing pretty good, i’ve picked up meditation to help with my overthinking. slightly stressed about school next week but what’s the worst that could happen?
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