Hi, I'm Sam. I figure you don't really care that I live in Australia or what my favourite colour is, so here are some other facts about me instead:

- I wish I had a pet bear. You could probably learn to ride it and it would eat people who annoy you. I would call him Captain Grumpy.

- If I was marooned on a desert island I'd try to survive by eating my own leg. That way I'd get a delicious, tasty leg-roast and I'd have one less limb to support.

- When I was 12, I freaked out a girl I liked by following her around for an entire school dance. If you're reading this Ingrid, sorry for the 'crazed murderer stalking his prey' vibe; I was just trying to ask you out.

- Lamingtons may be the best dessert ever invented. Do you have them where you are? They're awesome.

- Uh, my favourite colour is blue.

For people reading my stuff: (thanks firstly!) Darkness Girl is a lot more serious than I am, so... uh... sorry about that.

I love nice comments (because I respond to praise like a dog), but I love constructive criticism even more. If you notice things in the story that aren't quite working I would really like to hear from you!

I guess that makes you pretty important.

No pressure.


Darkness Girl: Trickster God is now represented by the amazing Louise Fury from THE BENT AGENCY!
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