"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

Hey guys! I've always been an avid Wattpad reader so, recently, I've dabbled in the realm of writing my own works. Usually, they will be along the categories of Romance, Short Story, Humor, Fanfiction, and other random categories. As I am new to all of this, I am not the best (ergo, I'm shit) at writing, but I believe that if I put my mind to it enough, something good will come of all this pain (the pain from both of us). While on the topic of writing, I might update around once a week, so please be patient with me!

Here are some fun (but probably not that fun) facts about moi!

- My favorite subjects in school are English and History.
- Yes, I'm still in school. *cries*
- My favorite colors are mustard yellow and forest
green.
- I live in the United States.
- I love to swim and sing.
- I play the piano.
- Stargazing is one of my favorite activities.
- Reading is my ultimate pastime.
- I'm trilingual.
- I was born outside of the United States
- I have lived in 4 countries, spanning 3 continents.
- I'm double jointed and can do crazy/slightly disturbing tricks with my fingers.
- My favorite types of humor are sarcasm, self-depreciating, dark, and of course, DAD JOKES.

I can't think of anything else right now, so here are some cringey jokes to cheer you up!

- What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

-If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

- What's Forrest Gump's password?
1FOREST1.

- My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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  • JoinedFebruary 5, 2017



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