Sprig, let's go! It's theme song time!
Sprig Woohoo! Race you to the glowing mushrooms!
(Grime, Braddock, and Percy jump out of nowhere, startling Anne and Sprig. Sasha slides down a rope suspended from the ceiling.)
Sasha Not so fast, losers. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Theme Song Takeover!
Anne Wait, what?
Sasha My story is like, ten times cooler than yours, Anne! It's about time the show's about me.
Anne But…
Sasha Cue the music, Percy!
(Percy takes out a Radio Boombox and turns it on. , and the scene cuts to the beginning of Amphibia's intro with Anne opening the Calamity Box. Instead of Anne being teleported into the woods, Sasha is seen being teleported in front of Toad Tower as toad guards point spears at her.)
Sasha ♪ I showed up here in this swamp with all these nasty weird toad dudes. ♪
♪ Their boss Grime threw me in jail with only bugs for food! ♪
♪ But then I helped fight these monster herons and taught Grime to be a charmer. ♪
♪ I gave up despairing. ♪
♪ Coz Grime made me lieutenant, with this dope armor. ♪
♪ I trained the toad army, I overworked them till they cried! ♪
♪ Every morning I would teach them tai-chi and do frog jumps till it hurt! ♪
♪ All the toads adored me! ♪
♪ We even made these custom T-shirts! ♪
♪ I got my own palace! ♪
♪ With this much-improved cuisine! ♪
♪ Now the toads all treat me like their queen! ♪
Anne [Slowly clapping] Wow…great story, Sasha. But, I think the show works better with me as the main character.
Sasha Whatever! At least my version will be stuck in everyone's heads now. Come on, toads, let's bounce.
(Sasha, Grime, Braddock, and Percy leave.)
Sprig Anne, not to pick a fight, but…I think…I'm the show's main character.
Anne What?
Sprig Yeah. I'm the normal frog boy who saves the human monster and then I take care of her.
Anne Yeah…I don't think that's right, Sprig.
Sprig Are you sure?
Anne Sprig, it's a fish out of water story. I'm the fish.
Sprig Fish? Now you're just not making sense.
