A1mbot_R

Dear Reader,
          
          It is definitely not wise
          To pick up my books, for they lead to demise.
          
          With all due respect,
          Lemony Snicket

SES48a

@A1mbot_R To whom it may concern. WE ARE NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE, merely crazy.
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A1mbot_R

Dear Reader, 
            
            The Baudelaires' lives are so depressing that it shall be a reckless decision to read my books. Rick Astley makes songs that have better words than me, so please listen to his music (especially Never gonna give you up) and not be distressed over my books.
            
            With all due respect,
            Lemony Snicket
            
            (People be thinking we're a bunch of lunatics lmao @SES48a )
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SES48a

@A1mbot_R Dear Mr. Snicket, 
            I’m afraid that life has been rather irksome this year, and has never given me a chance to make wise decisions; it is unfortunate that I shall continue to NOT make wise decisions. Thus it is regrettable that I must inform you that I shall continue to read your book. As for demise, if that one is yours it shall be entirely regrettable, depressing, and unfortunate, because you alone know the final secret of the Baudelaires. Pray do not engineer such a thing. If the demise of which you speak of is my own, fear not for I will be entirely pleased to go to my grave with the the Baudelaires’ secrets. Dead men do tell no tales. 
            Sincerely,
            Your reader
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abiiiiioooo

Do you mind if I give you a little shoutout in my story? I want to share the songs you thought of but also want to give you credit for finding them. Totally fine if you’re not ok with it :)

SES48a

@abiiiiioooo Thanks for asking though. I am usually a pretty private person.
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SES48a

@abiiiiioooo Sure, if you want to. I mean I didn't write them or anything. Wish I did but... :D But if you feel like, I don't see why not? Anyhow as long as they can't hack my account.
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