KESESESESE!~ I am Gilbert Beilschmidt, ze awesome Prussia
I AM GILBERT VEILSCHMIDT ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA! You know, part of why I'm so awesome is vecause I drink beer. Ze awesome tazte vrings awesome tears to my awesome eyez. It so true, I love it. Zis one's salty though...
I'M AWESOME, BECAUSE I AM AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!!!!!
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I vant to see Lithuania get in da trouble and come crying back for help~ I am the Ivan Braginsky, Mother Russia.
Vodka!~
You vill become one with Mother Russia, da?
KESESESESESE~ We have squad back, da?
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Slayer - @RichardAshburn
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KESESESESESESESE! It appears you 'AV come across zis awesome book! Ask and dare Away!~
P.S. I AM AWESOME.
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