After a traumatic near death experience at the hands of my own classmate and a heart defect, I have decided to turn over a new leaf and pray the gay away. It’s really hard for me to come to terms with the fact that I even condoned in such sinful activities like gayism, but finally I am free. Thank the lord that I am starting on a new path, and straying away from all homosexual tendencies that the devil has influenced me to follow, this is anti social club signing off.
If I wrote some dumb shii like that and meant it, I pray that someone does shoot me. Anyways, today I’m back with another rant about my almost comical life. Like I genuinely almost DIED twice this week!! Firstly because of an undiscovered heart defect, I only noticed it when my heart just kept pumping really fast and I suddenly always felt faint. The shii was worrisome, but kept it to myself until I fainted and had to be dragged to get checked. Honestly, had my whole friend group worried about me, but it makes sense now to them cuz I’ve been low energy lately. And secondly, I almost died cuz this girl who was twice my weight sat on my back and cracked a rib!! Ong idek how that could happen, but it did!! She wanted to be funny cuz I wanted to be a cutie patootie and take a nap on the floor, and apparently it was funny content for her instagram. I really could not breathe, the pressure she was applying at the shear force of “sitting” was insane. And I say sitting in quotation, because she told me she sat on my back, but playing back the video she was actually kneeling with both knees on my lower and upper back. I did manage to roll over and get her off, but because I was dizzy and still on verge of passing out, she rolled me back over and straddled my back, whilst whispering shii to my face. And let me tell you, I could kinda breathe while she straddled me, but the fact that her breath stank and she was full blown talking into my nostril triggered my gag reflex and I couldn’t breathe.
