RoyalFailure

So uhm- I made a book for 2020! I’m completely different ya’ll...
          	
          	The corona-ing changed me- I swear-
          	Anyway we’ll be taking a deep dive into my brain in 2020, with some more sander sides ships! In a new book!

RoyalFailure

HAHAHHA HAHAHAHHA ha, it strikes again. Someone ate all the butter cakes in my house, and when I find out who it was I will surgically replace their eyelids with their ass skin.
          
          It’s happened before with all the donuts.... That was me-
          But it’s happened a lot and not been me- WELL I MEAN I DIDN’T EAT THEM THIS TIME-

RoyalFailure

          Whatever you do don’t eat a full case of 12 Halloween donuts. Not like I’m speaking from experience or anything, just don’t do it.

RoyalFailure

All y’all gonna get urself killed 
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Crying_In_Trousers

*hides empty donut cases*
            Who would ever do that...
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Ineverworepants

@RoyalFailure 
            .......
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            Maaayyyybbbeeeeee
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_apollowrites_

Hi.
          Yes. 
          Um. 
          I'm Kelsey
          I love your pfp
          I wanna be your friend

_apollowrites_

@_Izuwu_Midoworiya 
            Awesome
            Hell is a nice place 
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RoyalFailure

@_Izuwu_Midoworiya why hello there~ I'd love to be your friend fam! Welcome to hell!
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