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Breaking News: I Have Survived Egypt!
Guess who’s back? Back again.
That’s right, your wandering author has returned from Egypt, alive, un-mummified, and only slightly dead. (is that even possible? I don't give a shit. I'm slightly dead.) ✈️
After 15 days of pyramids, camels giving me judgmental side-eyes, and me desperately trying not to get lost in a souvenir shop maze, I am FINALLY back in my country.
Translation: I’m home, not yet recharged, but ready to bless you with the avalanche of chapters I promised. (Yes, avalanche. Bring a snow shovel. ❄️)
To everyone who waited patiently, sent me love, commented, voted, or just lurked like the mysterious Sphinx, you made me so, SO happy. Thank you for sticking around while I was busy dodging mummies and pretending I understood hieroglyphs.
Now buckle up, 'my lovely ew' crew, because the updates are about to rain down harder than a sandstorm in the Sahara. ️
Also, y'all are invited to give me massages. (I need a good fucking massage.) so, all of you, come to my house, I'll give the address, and do whatever u want with me. Step on me, kick me, sit on me- WTF?!! THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING WRONG. OMG-
Never mind. I changed my mind.
Goodbye.
-Your menace author/friend
Bella