Mr. Deadsauce 🐄🛸

I have no clue who you are, I was just looking through my followers list on this old ass account. But sweet Urara pfp

Oh my GOD I was scared I lost my Animal Crossing: New Leaf game cartridge because I haven't played it in like a year or some other long stretch of time and it wasn't in the box.
          
          I thought it was gone forever for a second. I had to rummage through all of my pockets, and it turns out they were in these shorts I haven't worn in forever because my sister said they were ugly and made me look homeless.
          
          It's possible that she is a little washed up from the washing machine, but I sure am glad I found her.
          
          Anyways, if Axel still hasn't moved out after all this time, I'm resetting my save.

Everything was ok!!!!
          
          I just talked to my friend's boyfriend the whole time (breakdances)

In some Sakiko Togawa types of dire straits right now, lmaosauce. Anyhoot I changed my username so I'm harder to trace from the outside world.

I'm in hell

Nobody's been thirsting for anybody on the Saiyan Simps Tumble community and it's making me nervous— what the heck do you do when a 13 year old kid just casually infiltrates a thirst community— what the hell are we actually going to do— that place is such a mess, my god.
          
          Hey uh, I only joined that to reblog my s— my Turles fanart, by the way.
          
          Nah, but for seriously.

Putting every Word of the Day for my birthday from Dictionary.com because I forgot to mention that I'm an adult now and also because I feel like it:
          
          
          2018 — Phraseology
          manner or style of verbal expression; characteristic language
          
          2019 — Vade Mecum
          something a person carries about for frequent or regular use
          
          2020 — Perigee
          the point in the orbit of a heavenly body, especially the moon, or of an artificial satellite at which it is nearest to the earth
          
          2021 — Megillah 
          a lengthy, detailed explanation or account— tediously complicated situation or matter
          
          2022 — Viscid
          having a glutinous consistency
          
          2023 — Polyped
          a being or object having many legs
          
          2024 — Fard (lol)
          facial cosmetics— to apply them
          
          2025 — Baksheesh
          a tip, present, or gratuity
          
          
          Might do Webster next, pretty sure they have different ones.

“O–Oranges…..?” Orange oranged orangely

Regular Caramelldansen is funny because it feels like a slowed down, 'slightly insane' remix of the Sugar Girls version, or whatever their names even are, I don't remember.
          
          It's really interesting because I don't even listen to the sped up one, yet the original still sounds kinda weird. What's even up with that.

Oh my God, why is it literally impossible to add pictures on this app now. 
          
          I'm trying to update the art book for some reason, and literally every time I add a photo, the whole thing breaks. This app is really baaaaad.....