Josie

"There's never been a better time in history to be a loser!"

Dear Evan Hansen;
Connor isn't dead I have no fucking clue what you're talking about
Sincerely, the whole damn fandom. We are in denial.

Heidi: Can we try to have an optimistic outlook, huh? Can we buck up just enough to see the world won't fall apart!
Pompeii: AND THE WALLS CAME CRUMBLING DOWN IN THE CITY THAT WE LOVE!! HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS??

Heidi was fucking wrong

I like to go on random x readers and provide my own 'hilarious' commentary about whateva the FUCK ;) is going on. (Eyyyyyyy!)
 
I think I'm the only one in the Be More Chill fandom that hates Jeremy. I still totally ship boyf riends, but Jeremy's asshol-iness bothers me.

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people

Takashi Shirogane?: More like Takashi ShiroGONE *cries*

Me: If I was any paladin, I'd be Shiro definitely 
Normal Person: Because he is selfless and brave and has all the amazing qualities of a born leader?
Me: *because hE IS DEAD

Hay gurl are u http bc :/ 

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠ_ಠ Child. . .

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER

"Well butter me up, 'cuz I'm on a roll!" -The Smartest Fucking Boy I've Ever Met™

Okay, now for the reeeeally loooong waifu list;

-Rin Okumara
-Michael Mell
-Naruto
-(I would say Connor because I relate to him on an emotional level, but I don't think I would be able to stand the smell)
-The INSANELY COOL, JARED KLIENMAN!!!
-Leo Valdez
-Saeyoung Choi (707)
-Amethyst 
-Kaori 
-Kousei
-Pidge Holt
-Raven (Original Teen Titans anime, not the stupid cartoon)
-JD 
-Veronica Sawyer
-Dean Winchester

Whatever you do, don't read my Aphmau book. It's literally the cringiest thing. Just skip to the last chapter(True End or something). Spoiler alert; it's gay.