Hi my name is Cambria and I have not had an mountain dew in three weeks. (subject to change)
I am a mother of two beautiful little boys. I come from a large family of ten! Second child, but oldest girl. Being raised as I was taught me tolerance and how to share. It also gave me odd quirks like eating my food at a dangerous speed and hording random objects. I have always been a bit of a rebel. My poor parents.
psst ..my mind is warped and filthy.
I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin and I am not easily offended.
I am a "open book" ask me anything, you may be surprised by the answer you get.
I'm approachable, kind, and open minded or I try to be, so feel free to comment or PM me.
I love Love LOVE to read! I have just started to write for the fun of it.
Some of my favorite books are:
The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks - super nastiness and I love it!
The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan is the greatest ever! EVER!! (I would do Mat twice sideways!)
I love a tragic romance and anything really vivid and just out there!
Random favorite crap:
Calvin and Hobbes
The IT Crowd (NOT the American version)
Mountain Dew-- damn you! you glorious addicting elixir of the gods!! *shakes fist*
Romeo and Juliet
50's and 60's music
Brownies (not the girl scouts)
Cake (not the food)
Dragon Age Origins (OH! Zevran, you are the sexiest assassin I have ever known! I so crave one of your signature Antivan milk sandwiches!)
RPG games like Skyrim, Fable etc.
Pointy toe shoes
Survival shows and dramatic reenactments like Man Vs Wild and I Shouldnt Be Alive
Some of my favorite wattpaders: @DonnaSharples @RichardStaschy @TheRake
PLEASE would you 'like' me on facebook? http://www.facebook.com/ThwartedByAMalignStar
Highest rankings on Thwarted: #38 Fantasy #39 Romance
- Murray, Utah
- JoinedJanuary 26, 2012
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