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I am the biggest mom friend to ever mom. I have adopted so many kids that my wife says if I adopt any more she'll divorce me.

Proud Soldier/Member of the SSBABS (Socialist Science Birthday Army of Babysitters and Satanists, it's a joke from a comment thread I was part of years ago)

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I like tea, performing sections of Les Mis, writing my trash stories, and reading Wattpad Cliche stories.

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