Yo guys I got an instagram: StockHorrorMovieChild
I am the biggest mom friend to ever mom. I have adopted so many kids that my wife says if I adopt any more she'll divorce me.
Proud Soldier/Member of the SSBABS (Socialist Science Birthday Army of Babysitters and Satanists, it's a joke from a comment thread I was part of years ago)
Comments are my most favourite thing ever, so feel free.
Just your crazy mom friend
I like tea, performing sections of Les Mis, writing my trash stories, and reading Wattpad Cliche stories.
ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN JK ROWLING
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- JoinedFebruary 17, 2016