Yu||Eu

so if fyodor was in jurassic park and a t rex killed him and he subsumes the dino bod then WHO is going to be america’s next top model 

he gets to keep his face and hair but does he get to keep his body? bram and fyodor have relatively similar body types but what if somebody w a dumptruck ass killed fedya and he subsumed them. then what. 

That panel of Bram turning into Fyo is me finishing my gay coded gothic vampire novel and switching to my gay coded classic russian lit

so the tripolar singularity made fukuchi the sailor moon of old man yaoi? I see I see 

post beast chuuya seeing dazais crumpled body on the pavement so he uses Tainted to hold the corpse together bc No Longer Human isnt working anymore. as he lifts dazai into his arms he holds him intact. this is the only thing he can do now. this is all his strength can salvage

I saw this on tumblr and suddenly it’s two hours later
           
          https://bongo.cat/ 

Don't try to know me, I'm better as a concept

I keep seeing people wanting Hua Cheng’s  POV of the Mount Tonglu arc which is so funny to me, because there’s no way that Hua Chang’s POV isn’t just him going …
          
          “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckgegefoundmysecretcavefullofgegepornfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck” 
          
          The. Entire.  time 

Cosplaying w 20 degrees is all fun and games until you cosplay a character who wears 5 layers and suddenly it’s 32 degree Celsius 
          

"I wish I weren’t gay because then I wouldn’t walk so fast" 
          
          Me, a guy, to my boyfriend, on my way to bring him to the train station. 
          
          Brain isn’t braining.