Random_Slxt

“Ohh you’re an Uchiha now?  Mr . Fugaku. ? Imm. I would uhh rather be  your prostitute! Hm. 
            @cumkage

@Random_Slxt “yeah dumb ass so do we have a deal or not? I’ll pay plenty” 

“WhAt ThE HeCk aRe yoU asKiNg ? AnD whY aRe YoU calLLing Me A twInK?   I Am NoT a TWink. A tWink Is Some LiTTLE SkInnY DU- “ he stops looks at himself in a random mirror . “WeLL - DamN Hm ! “
            @cumkage

“C-caNdY . ( he sniffs some) ItS good Hmm!” Deidra   Was hallucinating that he was running and getting away by throwing his clay bombs . In reality he was rolling around making explosive noises with his tongued hands he brings them together and  one of his hands tongues the other hand  
            @irukieee

@Random_Slxt    ❛ ACK !!❜ whatever that stuff was — it has a funky smell and it BURNS his nose and mouth !! He rolls off Deidara and is now kicking around on the ground — not so much worried about the wallet at this point but more so WHAT he just had forced on him !! ❛ WHAT IS THAT!?? My nose !! It— it burns !! ❜ 

Deidra was currently arguing with himself  in the mirror as he was hallucinating on some “candy” this masked man had sold him. He had thought the man in the mirror  was some twiggy twitchy blonde . He had heard a loud voice and right before he gets tackled he put his hands in his pockets quickly realizing he isn’t going to have time for his tongued hands to make clay bommbs he brings out  some of the candy powder as he get tackled he smashes the candy in Iruka’s face making him ingest and smell the substance. 
            “Ok . Ok,, hm . It’s In My PoCkEt!!” He yelps out 
            @irukieee

\\Let me know if you want a different starter or something else// 
            @sandofstorms

“Or WHAT SHIT FUCK!” Hidam laughs out he was about to push open the door and give that slutty  looking red head something dirty.  But Deidra intervenes “Or ThIs !!” Deidra shouts forcing a clay bomb in Hidan’s hands.   Kicks him in his chest Hidan flies as the little hand bomb explodes it sends Hidan flying back hitting a street post knocking him out. —- For now- .. 
            Deidra looks back at Gaara “Hey um.. are you alright?” He questions. “I do apologize un . .. (he pauses for a sec .  His cheeks all flushed from being a bit nervous finally is standing face to face with his crush. He has been crushing on Gaaara for quite sometime ever since he would see him and his dad at church. From time to time)  “but I noticed that you have not attended our services hm. Ans was just checking up. And that dude is a theif yeaa!! And an asshole!!” He mumbles shakyhis head. 
            @sandofstorms

@Random_Slxt 
            Gaara were not interested in whatever it were Hidan were speaking of.. it were that time of the year again, where these idiots come around door to door. Gaara barely opens the door, just a crack, enough that he can see the tall, handsome man standing there proudly, “You have three seconds to get off my porch.”