RainbowWhitern15

Hello WattWorld, 
   this is Nat and Alexis we plan on writing when we take breaks from our lives. Our days are busy and full of other pastimes such as Cheetos eating, creeper staring, and avid shoe wearing.  We are amateur food connoisseurs and our only problem with food is that we are not currently eating any.   Worldwide the men swoon over our original line of sweatpants evening wear.  On the weekends we participate in an underground club of full contact origami-ers. Our pet horse leads a double life as Sarah Jessica Parker. Don't eff with us or our Nana  will come at you with her cane and toothless nubby gums, she'll nub the chiz outta your arm. We invented the question mark. We used to wrestle with our inner demons, but now we just all chill and play Xbox. Our favorite subject in school is lunch. We have a stockpile of Cadbury Creme eggs in our basement in case of a disco zombie apocalypse and also some digital por.. ehr i mean movies just in case. Pretzels for life. Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping us off the streetz!! We were Siamese twins until we took an arrow to the knee.  If our rooms are clean it means the internet is down. We are currently running  a fundraiser for our Girl Scout troop, we are selling onions for 5$ a pound. We also accept cheese as payments. Our almighty lord Cthulhu will rain down his terror on the world and non believers will be forced to listen to Justin Bieber for eternity. We are sexy like Ferrari's, neither of us has a Ferrari. Our day jobs include a part time job at White Castle and our top secret CIA missions which often require us to leave the country for extended periods of time. The UPS guy Daryl silently judges us for our mass ordering of live ladybugs for seemingly no reason. Daryl if you are reading this we judge you too with your uniform  khakis and mysterious comings and goings. NO WE WILL NOT EXPLAIN OUR PURCHASES TO YOU! We have a roommate named Dewey. He is a chimpanzee that is a full time college student. <3