Quinnparrot

Ok so my asshole neighbours are really annoying and they have this pool heater that shakes our house when it turns on, and recently it broke, and now it turns off and back on again every 2 minutes and 57 seconds (i timed it, and its exact) and despite us telling them it keeps us awake and bothers us, and despite us calling the cops, they still leave it on overnight / late into the night while having loud pool parties.
          
          COMPLETELY UNRELATED, did you know you can buy airhorns that are really cheap online? and they can be used over and over again!
          
          also completely unrelated, does anyone know any REALLY REALLY ANNOYING websites or articles i should TOTALLY AVOID signing up to because they spam you relentlessly? To avoid them yk yk.

ok child did you get any sleep at all

my favourite interaction with my mother this week:
          me: (looking over her shoulder at her phone with a video of a bunch of macaws on it) "oooh i'd like to go there"
          
          my mother: "To a random strangers apartment?"
          
          me:...."Well i mean, if birds, then yeah."
          
          my mother: *flabbergasted* "Ok, what do we do if a stranger asks you to come with them?"
          
          me: "They got birds?"
          
          mother: "Sure"
          
          Me: "What type?"
          
          my mother: "That's not.... Macaws."
          
          me: "Hm this person got proof?"
          
          mother: "Sure, they show you a picture."
          
          me: "Give me one fun fact about macaws."
          
          mother: *looks to my dad for help*
          
          my dad: "Macaws have unique facial feathering, like a fingerprint." (fun fact if you didnt know lol)
          
          me: "Hm ok seems legit let's go."
          
          mother: *absolutely flabbergasted*
          
          me and my dad: *shitting ourselves laughing*
          
          my mother: "This is how they kidnap autistic teenagers  isn't it."
          
          (dont go with strangers kids. Even if they've got birds. Or... candy or brainrot or whatever you small children like.)

which fic did u recommend again?

lol i did my presentation and my teacher said it was "very well thought out and impressive"
          if only he knew lol
          also it was totally a template powerpoint that i put pictures of birds in lol

Can someone yell at me to do my work its due in like 3 hours and I haven't done it lol
          also someone take pintrest away bc thats my main source of procrastination
          yknow im sure its fine, ill probably get a burst of hyperfocus like 30 minutes before and itll be done right?

Now, see, just because I have a presentation that I have to present to my parents and teachers tomorrow and I haven't done it, doesn't mean I have to do it now.
          
          Because right now, its fanfic time :D
          its fineeeeeeeee i have until like 11 o clock tmr before it reaaaaaaaaallllllllyyy needs to be done
          right?
          yeah its fine

Gary.
          
          
          If yk yk

Someone on pintrest once said that writers block is when the imaginary friends wont talk to you
          i responded to that with "So MAKE THEM"
          and last night I had writers block, and i was like, imma make them talk to me, so i put down my laptop and stood up, angry cartoon character stance, and aggressivly stared at the floor, just envisioning the scene that I was stuck on, and it worked! The answer just came to me :D what magic
          sometimes you just gotta force them to talk to you yknow
          (also my dad walked in on me doing this and just looked at me and went "what- i dont even want to know" and went to put the birds to bed)

new favourite way of getting people to move out of the middle of the path when riding my bike:
          *ding*
          *ding ding*
          "excuse me"
          "ESCUSE ME"
          "MOVE OUT THE WAY YA FUCKIN CUNT"
          
          unless they're old. Then i just risk it all and scooch off the cliff that is the edge of the path and hope i dont topple.