Quinnparrot *backbends and walks toward you like a demon*

No but why the motivation be hitting at 3 am
          this is the most ive written in weeks lmao
          i really need sleep

HOLD ON
          AINT NO WAY
          THAT SCAR, SITTING DOWN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR
          IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME
          AIIIINNNNNNNNTTTTTT NO WAY
          AM I REALLY THAT SHORT???????
          DAMN
          DAMN
          god damn i short
          also did you know scar is a tall af 180 CM (6') FROM HEAD TO TOE
          ya boi tall
          also yall been doing it WRONG
          all the avian headcanons are WRONG
          none are anatomically accurate  :D
          and now my brain is forcing me to fix that
          
          if anyone has some spare braincells for the pooooorrrrr~

hol' up
          wait a minute
          either this conversion thing be fucked up
          or
          150 cm is 4'9
          and 5'6 is 152.4 cm
          somthin aint right here
          either the imperial system is just really that bad, or i really dont understand it, or my conversion chart is wrong
          help ;v;
          
          OH WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HOW TALL DO YALL HEADCANON GRIAN
          VERY IMPORTANT I PROMISE

Free dress day today and I'm cosplaying as scarlet pearl :D
          people keep thinking I'm little red riding hood lmao, I really should have made an axe

dude me and my friends were being told off by the teacher, and he paused, and through the wall we just heard;
          "I think there's something stuck inside me! I'm going to be a bogan forever!"
          AND I WAS DYING INSIDE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
          THIS WAS A VIDEO ON THE PROJECTOR THAT THE TEACHER WAS SHOWING THEM

its 6am and i woke up too early and now im watching a video of someone playing maria reynolds in a bacon costume with a straight face while everyone dies laughing around her  on loop and I cant stop laughing send help

My sister: 'Can i wear a summer dress because its not winter anymore?"
          my dad:... "It's four degrees outside."
          my sister: "Yeah but it's spring."
          my dad: "No. It's four degrees, you cannot wear a summer dress."
          my sister: "awwwwwwww. It's not *that* cold."
          (39.2 farenheight for you non metric system users)

lmao im sitting in my room, and I just heard my mother shriek from the living room: "HOW IS THERE BIRD POOP ON THE CEILING" and im dying lol

Yo dude i think you’re really cool, also we have a lot in common :3

Ok so my asshole neighbours are really annoying and they have this pool heater that shakes our house when it turns on, and recently it broke, and now it turns off and back on again every 2 minutes and 57 seconds (i timed it, and its exact) and despite us telling them it keeps us awake and bothers us, and despite us calling the cops, they still leave it on overnight / late into the night while having loud pool parties.
          
          COMPLETELY UNRELATED, did you know you can buy airhorns that are really cheap online? and they can be used over and over again!
          
          also completely unrelated, does anyone know any REALLY REALLY ANNOYING websites or articles i should TOTALLY AVOID signing up to because they spam you relentlessly? To avoid them yk yk.