AccountDeaderThanMe

My new book How To Get The Girl is on its way!

MY STORY JUST HIT 1000 READS! THANKYOUUUUUU

@BLOODYLUCKY  not my problem sister

@BLOODYLUCKY it keeps unfollowing us, sister. its really rood!

Its hot
          
          in England
          
          and im in shorts.....
          
          WTF IS THIS DARK MAGIC?!

Casually listening to old Selena Gomez and having a nostalgia attack

I LEFT MY PHONE IN TESCO AND I FEEL LIKE IVE LEFT MY BABY ON A BUS

So I have just updated the FINAL CHAPTER OF MY FIRST EVER WATTPAD STORY! I'm quite proud of it and the sequel will happen soon but first im writing a completely different story, ok? CoolCool.

that awkward moment you realise the one time your dad trusted you with the oven you burn your vegetarian turkey burgers :(

Is it bad I lied and told my nan that I had a boyfriend even though I don't to make me seem like less of a sad-ass and when she asked me to show her a picture of this 'boyfriend' I showed her a picture of a packet of Doritos.