'Frankly dear, I don't give a damn.'

That's what I told my sister when she was talking about the weird things I say in my sleep. Like 'Butter' or *insert whale noises*

HI! I'm trash so I'd be glad if you take me out.

But then again,I'm still in a relationship with a krabby patty so yeah.It's a healthy relationship despite all the grease and patty is just so --wait a minute.Never mind,he left...he mentioned something about digestion.

That totally wasn't a slice of cheese on the floor

Anyways,I like pizza.
And BL.
And astronauts.
And indie pop bands.
And disney.
And FOB.
And P!ATD.
And anime (particularly shows like Kiss him,not me or Haikyuu!)


And a whole lot of other things lol you can ask if you want cuz I don't have much of a life so free time is always a thing I have.SO FEEL FREE TO SAY HIIIIIII BUT im awkward and weird so be prepared. anywaysss.....HAVE A GREAT DAYY!!!
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