Ixion Howlett-Malfoy

A short list of things I should really stop being surprised by giving the frequency at which they occur: the stupidity of customers.

Are you going to finish The Unknown Brothers?

Guess who just tested positive for covid? Me that's who

I would love to see a villain origin story where they worked in retail. Cause if I become a villain it will be because I worked in retail.

Curious question but, when will you start ‘Hawkeye’s daughter’? :)

Don't get me wrong I love slow burn romance but does have to be snails pace?

I'd you haven't tried Boar's Head Bourbonridge ham 10/10 would recommend I have now almost eaten .75 of a lb of it

Obvious Good Omens ship: Ineffable Husband's
          
          
          Not so obvious but differently there Good Omens ship: Ineffable Bureaucracy

Is it bad I just realized how much my coworkers care? Like I'm outside waiting for my mom to pick me up and so far both the night manager and the closing checker have asked if I need a ride or if I have one coming

Never trust me with matches or a lighter