"Nothing ever just happens [in your writing]. It's like if we wanted to plant a seed. I'll dig a hole and shove it in the ground. You'll first get a vat of gunpowder and load it into the back of a shotgun shell, which you spent three hours taking apart so you could replace one of the pellets with the seed. There would then be a fifteen minute long march past celebration, during which Gwen Stefani will perform 'Hollaback Girl', and then you will ceremoniously approach the planting site, sprinkling fermented manure-soaked brine after a ritualistic earth dance, before shooting the bullet into the floor."
- Dex, talking to Ed about the difference in their styles.
This account belongs to two guys in their twenties who love to write, despite their busy schedules. They believe the best stories strike a balance between intelligence and insanity, and do their best to capture this ideology in what they do. They also share a love for avant garde music, alternative history and the fashion industry, and are both allergic to stupidity.
Ante: Hexus (Ongoing, collaborative)
Ed and Dex:
**(Listed according to primary author, with the other involved as Editor. Any works not listed here are not considered to be 'work'. Dex maintains that 'Whore' was an experiment; a successful one from which he concluded that the users of Wattpad are really into smut.)
Votes and Comments are appreciated. Especially votes. They're your strong silent contribution towards letting us know that we've done a good job. Comments are good too. It's always nice to know what's going through our readers' minds. Especially dirty minds. *wink* *wink*
- Ed and Dex
- JoinedOctober 1, 2012
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1812. Amidst the tumultuous renaissance of England's Regency Era, the government becomes embroiled in a centu...