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Stayed gone but I'm alastor (scroll to the bottom to skip)
TOP OF THE HOUR, AND WE'RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAZBIN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED CABORTING AROUJD AFTER A 7 MONTH ABSENCE!
DID ANYBODY MISS HER?
DID ANYBODY NOTICE?
MORE ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM!
So, the crazed majorwood writer is back on wattpad
Why's she writing again?
What does that mean for your notifications?
Well handily I got good news, she's a loser, in a hustle, and I don't mean to be hostile, but the writer's INSANE!
You could take that as gospel,
Write new stuff? Impossible!
She's crazy, crazy stupid!
Stop giving her the time of night! Don't read a thing she writes!
I hope she had a nice vacay, but she should've stayed on away!
While she hid in Ao3, you've gone notif free!
Now her medium is getting bloody rare!
Wattpads been better since she spilt,
Where's she been? WHO GIVES A SHIT???
Salutations!
Good to be back on the app!
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated yall to a Scott-fic!
Readers, rejoice!
What a dated bit.
Instead of just sitting around, listening to music without something to read!
Come on!
(Ima skip a bit)
Everyday it's a new genre of music!
You're looking at the future,
SHES THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!
All hazbin hotel references aside, I've finished my break and I'm ready to write again, as some of you might know, my most popular book got taken down but, I'm going to try and finish the HS AU before I start anything else
-Or I'll cave
-i'll probably cave
But you'll get writing anyways!
