❤️You all matter, no matter your race, sexuality, beliefs, anything. (Yes, even ships.) So whatever comes your way, stay strong for the most important person, yourself❤️
My purpose is to inspire. Amaze. Intrigue. Enlighten. With that in mind, welcome.
"This is a good account." - You, two minutes later.
Don't look at my books, absolutely not my message board.
If you want feeling smart, u in wrong location.

Hi, my name is is (legally, at least). I'm here to become 'Foot Doctor' at your company, '7-Eleven.' Here's why u should hire.
-⃝My life is a vaguely funny dad joke
-⃝ 73 yr old cougar lookin for fun. Add my myspace.
-⃝ Past job experiences: being a pimp called Slicknick
-⃝ Greatest achievement: getting 2nd place in small weewee contest
Impressive, I know, so do hire. Not part of resume, but very crucial.

Fuyuhiko told me not to match nice cock statues with Peko Pekoyama. A while after, she expressed her concerns of not listening to Anaconda daily. Write "waffle treason" on my message board if you read that. Also write #Pisshajime, because that's slightly funny.

@-maadzz (aka MAGGEDY) is my hugestest fan and legal hoe with good books. @LovelySweetHomo (AKA Timp) and @Orangetastica (AKA Jerp) are our talented, hilarious sons. Shower them with love or I'll cry!

🍌Discord: Ok start sucking#3718
🍌Insta: extrovertedasterisks
🍌Currently busy w/ basketball lessons, reading, writing, baking, and memes. I've dived too far into Danganronpa.
💞Hit me up if you need a person to annoy, talk, or vent to. What am I gonna do, judge you? (That was a joke for legal)
Stay strong & safe beauties, love u!
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