@Potato_muderer
Im sorry Wattpad got rid of PMs, ik talking to me is like the highlight of y'all's lives n shit :/
Y'all I had my first time and apparently did really well and I am giving all credit to this app cause that's deadass where I learned EVERYTHING
@Potato_muderer it feels weird to congratulate you on this but at the same time not, yanno? Wattpad works wonders, my friend
I read your bio
Oh so you’re gay gay.
Are we just gon live life as though Scarlett didn't literally say the phrase "I've seen the edits"????? CAUSE LIKE I STILL THINK ABT THAT SOMETIMES
Follow me on Instagram or I'll literally bite you
@potato_muderer
*screams*
Happy birthday loml!!!
Literally why are there 300 of you
@Potato_muderer I forgot about this joke so I was confused as to why I wasn’t following you
*flashbacks of all the times I played house but my friends always made me be the husband or boyfriend because "I was better at being a guy than them." And then we'd end up kissing all the time. I did it so much with my friends that whenever I'd make a new friend, they'd ask me what I wanted to play and I suggested that and then we'd end up kissing too.*
DANCE IF YOU GAY BRUCE, DANCE IF YOU GAY BRUCE
Vigilante Shit, Don't Blame Me, and IDSB should be in their own album
@slutforoceans8 @Braindead_lol okay so Vigilante Shit, Don't Blame Me, IDSB, So It Goes, No Body, No Crime, Karma, and I Know Places are their own album now
