too awkward to write a bio including memes and irony... Plus it's like 2 in the morning, so um yeah bye.

.......jk now I will write one but I'm too lazy to erase the stuff above^^

I'm the biggest introvert you'll ever meet btw, but I love talking.... I'm a weird child lel

I need friends (hint hint)

Uncultured swine
Inferior peasant
^terms used by me a lot^

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We've got machines but the kids got Geesus

-Sometimes the person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger
-We could live forever if you've got the time
-Long live the car crash hearts
-There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for

yeah i'm one of those people


I kindly request that you dont read any of my works as they are shit from when i was 12 (((:


...all of the above have ruined me in a way lol (Gee way)

I'm a killjoy that plays the trombone in the marching band called the Black Parade
True story

get shrekt m8


Comment on my work things!

Hi I am a slut for Yuri!!! On ice nice to meet you

also Killing Stalking is slowly ruining me Sangwoo x prison mmm give me more pls

Awkward, anxiety, fangirl, socially impaired, weird, so uncoordinated I can't breathe without knocking something over, etc...... but those are my best qualities ^,^

well that was cheesey... noodles

what even is my life

and wtf are cheesy noodles? like mac n cheese? idk anymore

mmkay byeeee

Oh by the way I'm tRaSh

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ship frerard
If you don't then fvck u

Sorry that was aggressive but srsly though

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Follow my insta where i try to post aesthetic things and fail:

or add me on snapchat bc im lonely!
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howdy! so i'm back haha and really ready to write. however, i want to do something different. what do you wanna see? xo
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